Sophie's Attack

This time Dark Link, Link, Dark River, Kira, and Sophie are in Faron woods, and right now Kira and Sophie are having a very heated discushion with each other about Link.

Sophie:Sorry Kia-ki, but Link is mine. Ask him your-self. I'm sure he'll tell you.
  Kira: Oh yeah! The only reason he'll say yes is so he won't hurt your fellings. I bet 30 rupees that if we ask him together he won't be able to tell us which one he likes better.
Sophie: Your on! But I think he'll pick one person and not studder a bit!
  Kira: Well lets go!
Sophie: Link! We have a question.
  Link:*as he walks over to Kira and Sophie* Yes?
Kira: Who do you like as a girlfriend?
  Link: Zelda.
Sophie*sadly*: Okey. Thanks.
  Link: Your welcome. *walks over to Dark Link and Dark River*
Sophie*happily*: Okey Kira. Time to fork over those 30 rupees! Kira?
  Kira*running away from where Sophie is standing*: You';; never get my rupees while I'm alive! Oh shit!
Dark River:*looks up and sees Sophie sitting on top of Kira*What in the world is going on?
  Sophie: Nothing!
Dark Link: Now I don't think it's nothing. Unless you two are. You know.*makes a gesture with his hands*
  Kira and Sophie: Dark Link you better get your butt back here so we can kill you! We're never going to forgive you for that! Dark River help!
Dark River: I'm staying out of this one. Link! Come here please.
  Link: Yes?
Dark River*wispers in Link's ear*: Will you please kiss Kira and Sophie. I'll give you 20 rupees.
  Link: Pay up first.
Dark River: Here you go.
  Link: Thanks. Kira! Sophie! Come here.
Kira and Sophie: Yes?
  *Link kisses them both on the cheek and the girls just literall melts into happiness*
Dark River: Whow! That worked better then I thought!
                                                            THE END